Wow... I doubt they will actually read it, after reading the first part... but hey!... worth a try!
But, I think I have solved this issue already... I believe the problem lies the "Copyrights" category. CLEARLY the Moon is copyrighted to GOD.
www.stevenegan-cgi.com
"Your weapons are no match for ours! People of Mars, surrender!"
"Um, this isn't Mars. This is Earth."
"Earth? Earth-with-nuclear-weapons Earth?"
"Yes."
[long pause] "Friend!!"