Just found out I am going abroad working for the next month so it looks like I will not finish this unfortunately. So here is where I am, was going for the 'laughing buddha' with a twist though, this laughing buddha is not your stereotypical straight laced buddha, but has falling off the rails and become a layabout drunk wasted buddha with no inhibitions. Anyway here it is...
If you believe in telekinesis, raise my right hand.