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# 1 16-12-2005 , 06:10 AM

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For the past year iv'e been wanting to do this but until now i coudn't be bothered. I'm writing a parody of The Lord of the Rings called The Lord of the Thing, (What an origional name user added image

) It's about a Simpleton called Faggot who inherits a very evil item from his nehew Biblo Boggins. It contains the soul of the Dark Lord Sarmen, who ruled over Central earth thousands of years ago. He is then told by Merlin the Magician to destroy it in the Windy Canyon of Mount Crack-More.
I'm up to chapter five and i'll probably get a sample chapter here in a bit (It's stuck on my laptop and i can't get it off.)

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# 2 16-12-2005 , 07:49 AM

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Here is a sample chapter from the start of the book. Plse comment on it user added image

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# 3 16-12-2005 , 05:57 PM

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Lol, its pretty good. Not excellent, but good.
Ive been writing some stuff on Hairy Pot-head (you know what that is a parody of) myself, and I think your idea is good. Well anyway, keep it up, sounds k00l.

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# 4 16-12-2005 , 10:55 PM

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I'll probably put up the rest of the chapter later on today. I wanted to do it yesterday but my brother told me to get of the computer before hitting me.

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# 5 16-12-2005 , 11:04 PM

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your styles pretty good although i think the name faggot could be changed it could get quite annoying reading that word so much, maybe a simple name like bOb user added image

Also more description of the guys like what they look like etc could b brought into it?
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# 6 16-12-2005 , 11:20 PM

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That was actually after the description of the charachters, i'll post that bit up in a sec. I'll be keeping Faggot's name though because it describes his charachter user added image

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# 7 16-12-2005 , 11:33 PM

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Heres the complete first chapter.

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# 8 17-12-2005 , 05:14 AM

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Most people won't appreciate the name faggot and will not even bother to look at the book.

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# 9 17-12-2005 , 05:52 AM

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allright, i'll change his name.:nod: I could use some suggestions though user added image

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# 10 17-12-2005 , 09:15 PM

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hi , is faggot the music instrument or does it have an other meaning in english?

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# 11 17-12-2005 , 09:27 PM

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it means a homosexual.
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# 12 17-12-2005 , 09:41 PM

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Originally posted by gohan1842
Most people won't appreciate the name faggot and will not even bother to look at the book.

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i think if he wants to use it as a double-entendre he can play with the sp[elling a bit and he should not be a problem to most. something like fahgott, or fagg'ot or along those lines.