Introduction to Maya - Rendering in Arnold
This course will look at the fundamentals of rendering in Arnold. We'll go through the different light types available, cameras, shaders, Arnold's render settings and finally how to split an image into render passes (AOV's), before we then reassemble it i
# 211 11-03-2005 , 07:50 PM
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Today I learned that "there are so many ways you can make love with your hand" (or your mom for that matter (no offense) )

# 212 11-03-2005 , 09:11 PM
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Originally posted by alienscience
Today I learned that "there are so many ways you can make love with your hand" (or your mom for that matter (no offense) )

....."cuz when i'm with you, theres nothing I wouldn't do......I just wantt o be your only one."



I discovered today that the general public sucks at following basic directions......when you tell them to push the green button before they slide their credit card, they either slide the card first and wonder why it's not going through.....or as you.....which green button.......even though there is only ONE green button.

# 213 12-03-2005 , 09:16 PM
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"Im grasping out at straws, thinking back to what I saw, that night before when we were all alone"

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# 214 14-03-2005 , 03:58 AM
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lioving life is just sweet I just found out that today

# 215 16-03-2005 , 03:43 PM
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I found out today, that learning for school helps you to get better marks. :p

I got a 3 today in chemistry which means that I'll most likely pass this year.

# 216 20-02-2006 , 05:23 PM
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Originally posted by DanaScully

I discovered today that the general public sucks at following basic directions......when you tell them to push the green button before they slide their credit card, they either slide the card first and wonder why it's not going through.....or as you.....which green button.......even though there is only ONE green button.

Tell me about it!! People are stupid. I used to work as a security guard in the Metropolitan museum of Art. The dumbest question i was asked (which I was asked more than once) while standing at the bottom of a flight of stairs :

'Do these stairs go up?' ??????!

Sorry to keep this thread going...

# 217 20-02-2006 , 05:37 PM
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I worked in a music (record) shop and we got asked, "Do you sell CD's?"

Try and figure that one out, there was only about 10,00 CD's in the shop!!

# 218 20-02-2006 , 06:35 PM
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Yeah, people are stupid...

Continuing the theme of this thread, I discovered today how to add a link to the bottom of my post thanks to gster123.

# 219 22-02-2006 , 05:02 PM
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Originally posted by arran
Tell me about it!! People are stupid. I used to work as a security guard in the Metropolitan museum of Art. The dumbest question i was asked (which I was asked more than once) while standing at the bottom of a flight of stairs :

'Do these stairs go up?' ??????!

Sorry to keep this thread going...

:lmao:


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# 220 06-03-2006 , 10:05 AM
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i discoverd today that, if your parents dont have any kids you wont either.


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# 221 06-03-2006 , 12:30 PM
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# 222 06-03-2006 , 03:03 PM
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no not really, cuz you wouldnt be born in the first place!


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# 223 06-03-2006 , 07:21 PM
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I discovered that I really really miss the "Quick Reply" button on simply maya's forum :'(


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# 224 06-03-2006 , 08:46 PM
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i REDISCOVERED that the oceans are completely full of water!!


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# 225 07-03-2006 , 06:53 PM
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Things i discovered today that Maya is a bear. i have admired alot of your all work for a LONG time now . I finally got the balls up to get maya 7 from school and try it out with kurts tutorial.

Hats off to you all. I cant believe you all can do some of the stuff . Heck i am happy with what little i have done and get stuck on little things . But those of you that finish and have it looking perfect. I cant believe a person can do it . I have gained all new respect for anyone that is proficient in maya.

you all want ot laugh look up my thread : kurts dog gone mad lol

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