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# 1 02-01-2003 , 06:26 AM
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had to post this - joke

i heard this joke and forgot about it till today when i watched the cricket so i thought I's share it:

A teacher talks to a class about there parent's jobs. There are 3 boys she asks the first what does your dad do ?
The boy answeres he's a fireman
She asks the second boy
He says his dad is a policeman
and then she asks the third boy and he says his dad is a male stripper in a gay bar.
After class the teacher asks the third boy if his dad is really a male stripper in a gay bar and the boy says:




















no he's an english cricketer user added image user added image user added image


Thanks for wasting your time reading this line.
# 2 02-01-2003 , 06:44 PM
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nice one user added image


Yeah, but no but yeah but no....
# 3 02-01-2003 , 11:04 PM
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hehehe.. that had to come from an aussie! user added image

# 4 02-01-2003 , 11:09 PM
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lol, nice one mate user added image lol

# 5 02-01-2003 , 11:11 PM
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I dont get it!user added imageuser added imageuser added image

# 6 02-01-2003 , 11:14 PM
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he'd rather his classmates think his dad was a male stripper in a gay bar than admitting he is in fact an english cricketer.

Its kinda traditional for australians (and the rest of the criket playing world!) to take the piss out of our cricket playing skills, so if you didnt know much about cricket its understandable you didnt get it user added image

# 7 03-01-2003 , 10:28 AM
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Not going to badly in the 5th test though. Might actually be a decent game.

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