mine sucks man since the band i put on my nick sucks since some long time ago lol but hey im just accostumed to it LOL

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Great Spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.The mediocre mind is incapable of understanding the person who refuses to bow blindly to conventional prejudices and chooses instead to express their opinions courageously and honestly.
*Albert Einstein*

One ought never to turn one's back on a threatened danger and try to run away from it. If you do that, you will double the danger. But if you meet it promptly and without flinching, you will reduce the danger by half.
Sir Winston Churchill

Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence. True friendship is a plant of slow growth, and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity before it is entitled to the appellation.
George Washington

Originally posted by adldesigner
Or HogwardsPotter.

Originally Posted by

Funny thing is that I always read it like that, or close to it, so finished the Order of the Phoenix yet?? Muggle??

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I don't suffer from stress, I'm a carrier.

Originally posted by Kevin
I like "hog"

Originally Posted by

Well of course you will :p

here's a good one about pigs anyway:

A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc.
After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting
pregnant, and calls a vet for help.

The vet tells the farmer that he should try artificial insemination. The
farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to
display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the pigs
are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and
will, instead, lay down and wallow in the mud when they are pregnant.

The farmer hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion
that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the pigs himself.
So, he loads the pigs into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has
sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the pigs. Seeing that they are all
still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take, and
loads them in the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, has sex
with each pig twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes to find the pigs still just standing around. One
more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them
out to the woods. He spends all day with them and, upon returning home,
falls listlessly into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the
pigs. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the pigs are laying in
the mud.

"No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one of them's honking the
horn."

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I don't suffer from stress, I'm a carrier.

thats sick

LOL - that's a good one.

I've heard it before, but I really couldn't remember the puchline anymore.

Sick indeed!

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Subdivide and conquer!

Free your mind, and your ass will follow!

Although I've had some annoying trouble with my name (people calling me "Darky" and "Darkwave") I wouldn't change it for the world because I use Darkware all over the internet.

Real name is Christopher Watts though for those of you who care.

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www.Darkware3D.com

I started with using AVUS as a nickname since it is my initials... Alex Vilhelm Ulberg Strarup...

but after a lot confusing from people that thought that the V was an N, I got a bit tired of using that nick, and I also discovered that Avus meant Grandfather in latin... so I just made my nickname as my lastname... which also got yelled a bit to much in my opion, when I was in the army...

regards

Strarup

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One mistake can ruin it all...