I hate to swim against the current.... but in my short time heres as a member i think jsprogg has been an extremely helpful, and informative person for all us Noobs!
He clearly knows what he talking about (most of the time )
And he never minds spending the time to write long winded posts in an attempt to help someone.
Jsprogg, gets my vote
"Your weapons are no match for ours! People of Mars, surrender!"
"Um, this isn't Mars. This is Earth."
"Earth? Earth-with-nuclear-weapons Earth?"
[long pause] "Friend!!"