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Old 20-11-2003, 09:08 PM   #1
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Default Things You Can Say at Thanksgiving and Get Away With...

1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip Time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?


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Old 20-11-2003, 09:46 PM   #2
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LMAO


so funny...
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Old 20-11-2003, 11:32 PM   #3
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hahahha your nuts dave
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where ever did you find these things dave????
(shaking finger at dave_baer) Naughty boy... naughty boy

I love it..... and naughty boys too... giggles

Humor is; after all, the best medicine!!!!!!!
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Old 25-11-2003, 09:33 AM   #5
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA, oh man, thanks Dave, that was great. But its gonna be really difficult to keep a straight face in 2 days on Thanksgiving now.
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