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Old 25-07-2003, 09:47 AM   #76
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There’s an old saying that confuses me, so maybe you could help me out. It goes” A bird in the hand is better then two in the bush”, what do they mean by bird in the hand? And who’s bush are we talking about
For master adl laughed when trying to find a plausible explanation to this one, for he knows R-Tillery is a preverted f*ck and wanted to mess up his thread .. yet he remembered and sought a fable he thought might be actually enlightening to some.


A young man approached a wizened elder and said, " I know you have wisdom and know all things. I hold in my hand a small bird behind my back.

Tell me, wise one, is the bird alive or dead." The wise master knew that he was being set up for a trap and so he thought very deeply about his decision.

The old master knew if he said dead, the young man would bring his cupped hands forward and release the bird alive. If he said the bird was alive, the young man with his hand hidden behind his back could quickly crush the bird and produce it dead.

The wisdom of the old savant prevailed and he responded, "The bird is as you will it. It is either alive or dead. In your hands you hold its fate."
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Old 25-07-2003, 10:13 AM   #77
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he! he! nice one Adl. I think R tiller is trying to decieve the master. My PRECIOUS!!! Master does not like you. Yes master likes me....oh! my precious bird -)
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Old 25-07-2003, 04:33 PM   #78
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I laugh till I cried,,, I cried till I laughed,,, I’m probably the biggest perverted f*ck here, but wise with wisdumb
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Old 25-07-2003, 10:25 PM   #79
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Oh great ADL, a question that has thwarted my every atempt at answering; Can a person ever run out of snot?
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Old 28-07-2003, 08:09 PM   #80
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hi, oh great hand picked mountain grain of coffe one!

the problem is that my cat watches tv...

Not only that, he specially watches lions documentarys...

Since he is only 12 yr old, and those contain what a cat´s censor would put as X rated...

Should i try to stop him watching tv?
(im afraid he will scratch and bite....)



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Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
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Old 29-07-2003, 03:46 AM   #82
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hey doc why am i scared of my thoughts.
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Come on Alberto. I need an answer to my important question.
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For you are trying to get into a difficult field ... spoke adl.

Remember though, there might be something you are doing, which is upsetting the normal flow of things. For you would have found a job already if you did everything correctly. Have you been applying on all available locales? Would you move? For our almost-to-be-illuminated Mike did the same ... for a long time before the stars shined upon him.

Patience and hard work shall reward you in the future.
For I was right .. pronounced a reflexive adl.
Kurt did get a job.
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hi, oh great hand picked mountain grain of coffe one!

the problem is that my cat watches tv...

Not only that, he specially watches lions documentarys...

Since he is only 12 yr old, and those contain what a cat´s censor would put as X rated...

Should i try to stop him watching tv?
(im afraid he will scratch and bite....)
For your cat WILL develop killing habits after watching those documentaries .. said a very calm in peace Master.

Master Adl had a goldfish which coincidentaly liked watching SharkWeek. Master Adl still doesn´t know what happened to the kid that tried looking over the bowl. I suspect of the puny little fish .. but master is afraid he will get bitten. He just throws a lamb´s leg at about two meters length.

For your cat is about to bite someone in your family, and as such you´re the only one with the knowledge to stop it .. said an alarmed Master.
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Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
For asteroids are members of a circle of elitists rocks circling between Mars and Jupiter, capable of smashing New York and related cities in really bad Bruckheimer movies .. spoke a rather happy Master.
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