I'm sorry that you feel that way; as this is probably the nicest 3d forum out there. I only wished to tell you that what you're asking for would only hurt you in the long run.

Just so you know, being rude is not a good way to get someone to do something for you.

Sure there is. But it's faster to click the space bar twice ;)

If you want to get a grip on the interface, learn how to use it; not change it :D

You can bind the MEL command to switch views to shelf buttons, but you can't easily override the viewcube. Also, with viewport 2.0; you should be using it for modeling. It's for preview for games,...