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Old 19-12-2002, 01:55 PM   #1
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Default Twisted X-Mas - Roman

Well i'm not sure that I'll be takin' part in this months challenge or not.. but just wanted to share with you guys a joke a friend of mine send over by e-mail..

One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for
his annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got
sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular
ones, so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed
Santa even more. Then he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three
of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out,
heaven knows where. More stress!!! Then when he began to load the sleigh one
of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the
toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a
shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves
had hid the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he
accidentally dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little
pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that
mice had eaten the straw it was made from. Just then, the doorbell rang and
Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a
little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said, very
cheerfully, "Merry Christmas Santa, isn't it just a lovely day? I have a
beautiful tree for you. Isn't it just a lovely tree? Where would you like me
to stick it?"
Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

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