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# 1 17-01-2003 , 12:59 PM
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more funny stuff - picking on non-british this time

Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.




2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a
skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.



7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.


8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines
with Braille lettering.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
( and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?



On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!


On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this ! save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a
car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents
if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."

(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)


On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does
not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company.
I blame the parents for this one.)


On a Swedish chainsaw:" Do not attempt to stop chain
with your hands or genitals."
(..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)


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# 2 17-01-2003 , 01:05 PM
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hahahaha love this one:

4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

and I have seen it with my own eyes to!! LOL

# 3 17-01-2003 , 01:56 PM
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Ok I am from the USA :p

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I love my double cheeseburger Large fries a few beers to wash it down with.user added image

as for the diet coke doesnt a positve cancle out a negative?
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# 4 17-01-2003 , 03:12 PM
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Guilty as charged. user added image Two cheesburgers, fries, and a bottled water, please.


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# 5 17-01-2003 , 03:20 PM
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Diet Coke freak I am...


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# 6 17-01-2003 , 04:47 PM
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I drink Pepsi MAX!

BTW: Loved those lines Mumbojumbo


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# 7 18-01-2003 , 07:20 AM
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I'm in the middle of potato country USA and every word of that is true!!

I don't know whether to laugh or just shake my head at the irony!!

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# 8 18-01-2003 , 09:48 PM
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Well most of these apply everywhere i guess, not just US

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# 9 20-01-2003 , 08:15 PM
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its all true! also, only in america would somebody go to eat at McDonalds all the time.. and then one day realize it was making them fat, and then proceed to sue them because there wasnt a warning saying that the food can make you fat. and only in america would somebody put there dog in the microwave to dry it off (yeah, the dog was killed and it supposedly exploded).. and then sue the microwave company for not putting a warning sign on the microwaves saying that it shouldnt be used as a drying device.


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# 10 20-01-2003 , 08:47 PM
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On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."

lmao, that's nuts!!!


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# 11 20-01-2003 , 08:57 PM
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actually peanuts arent nuts. They are more of a bean user added image

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