Originally posted by Mantat
I hate these jokes because they always remind me of my ex girlfriend who never got a single ticket but was arrested at least 20 times by the cops.
She just smiled and took an inocent look, a bit like the cat in Shrek 2... Life is not fare!
Of course, the fact that she was awesome looking with big OO must have played for something... :-S
LOL mikeOriginally posted by mtmckinley
12. *Put your finger to his lips before he has a chance to speak* "Shhhh... let's just enjoy the moment."
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Must be some of that Brit humor.Originally posted by murph
13. How can you tell i'v been drinking officer?
--There's a fat ugly bird in the back Sir...