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# 16 30-05-2003 , 02:53 AM

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Dude, i dont own a mac, and wouldn't touch one unless i was at gun point or at college [i have not choice :<]

Yeah, but no but yeah but no....

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# 17 30-05-2003 , 02:56 AM

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if they had a decent machine we would leave em alone

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# 18 04-06-2003 , 02:08 AM

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Three old ladies were sitting in the park feeding the birds when out from nowhere a man in a Trench coat comes up and opens up his coat reveling his naked body to the first old lady, being surprised and over whelmed she has a stroke, then the man in the Trench coat walks over to the second old lady and dose the same thing and she has a stroke, then finally opens his coat to the last old lady, but she can’t Reach. user added image

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# 19 04-06-2003 , 07:10 AM

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check this one out

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I like those "read my lips" movies user added image

whatever!

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# 20 04-06-2003 , 09:02 AM

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Originally posted by mtmckinley
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen! lol

No hard feelings, Mac-users.

https://webdev.o1.com/rvb/movies/switch/RvB_switch.mov - 10 mb

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LOL!

One problem though..... we're poking fun at mac, but yet that video is in quicktime format (seems to me to be a little bit ironic :saywhat: )

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# 21 04-06-2003 , 09:06 AM

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Here's a cool little story that a friend emailed to me...

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a
river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and
asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe has
fallen into water. The Lord went down into the water and reappeared
with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter
replied, "No." The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe.
"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your
axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three
axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happily.

One day while he was walking with his wife along the riverbank, the
woodcutter's wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord
again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my wife has
fallen into the water!" The Lord went down into the water and came up with
Jennifer Lopez. "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the
woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You cheat! That is an untruth!" The woodcutter
replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see,
if I said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You will come up with Catherine
Zeta-Jones. Then if I also say 'no' to her, You will thirdly come up with
my wife, and I will say 'yes,' and then all three will be given to me.
But Lord, I am a poor man and I will not be able to take care of all three
wives, so *that's* why I said yes this time."

The moral of the story is ......................... whenever a man
lies, it is for an honourable and useful reason.

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# 22 04-06-2003 , 07:34 PM

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A woman walks into a gynecologist office for a check up and then the Doctor begins to examine her, then the Doctor replies O My God That’s Big!! O My God That’s Big. Embarrassed and surprised the woman said, Why did you have to say it twice, the Doctor replies, I didn’t, it was the Eco…. user added image

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# 23 04-06-2003 , 08:03 PM

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Originally posted by R-Tillery
A woman walks into a gynecologist office for a check up and then the Doctor begins to examine her, then the Doctor replies O My God That’s Big!! O My God That’s Big. Embarrassed and surprised the woman said, Why did you have to say it twice, the Doctor replies, I didn’t, it was the Eco….

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yuk - funny but I can just picture it :saywhat:

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# 24 04-06-2003 , 10:56 PM

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That is the second YUK I got on the forum, I keep things PG. user added image

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# 25 04-06-2003 , 11:13 PM

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Originally posted by -<{ JB }>-
The moral of the story is ......................... whenever a man
lies, it is for an honourable and useful reason. [/i]

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Hot damn. I´m framing this little snippet in my room. user added image

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# 26 04-06-2003 , 11:15 PM

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What´s with Jennifer Lopez anyway?
We see women three times better looking all the time around this place. A cousin of mine likes to think of her as ".. just another b*tch with luck .." user added image

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# 27 04-06-2003 , 11:22 PM

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and what was you cousins email again adl? i lost it user added image

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# 28 04-06-2003 , 11:26 PM

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Originally posted by Kevin
and what was you cousins email again adl? i lost it

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LOL, I don´t recommend spamming that guys account. Don´t ask me how, but he´ll break your knee. Damn guy knows too much people, and yet he doesn´t want to give me money. Says I have to earn it ... where the f*ck have you guys seen this? Earn money .. jeez. user added image

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